Day 11: I don’t hate goats.

A picture of something I hate? Hmmm…

No, I do not hate goats. I’ve heard they are handy creatures to have around, actually.

What I hate is the act of chewing like a goat. Gross.

For the love of all that is right and good…CHEW WITH YOUR MOUTH CLOSED! Seriously.

Even if your mouth is closed, please be aware that it is still possible to chew disgustingly. Smacking lips, slurping, and all other such noises are gross. Just gross. So stop it!

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2 thoughts on “Day 11: I don’t hate goats.

  1. My Grannie has carried gum in her purse all my life. When we were younger and asked for a stick of gum, she would say, “You can only have a piece if you won’t smack it.” And she would take it away if we did!

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