Cuteness: “Mommy, why would you flush your arm down the toilet?”
Me: “You wouldn’t.”
Cuteness: “I know, because that is just not safe, and you would have to call the police to get you out.”
The topics my children bring up for discussion continually confound me. Just when I think that we have covered all subjects relevant to their existence, they come up with something new, or an old one made over. Toilets, of course, often top the list.
What’s a mother to do?
Go with the…err…flow?
And try really, really hard not to laugh when they are being so very serious.
It’s a rough life.