Today, a note came home from school stating that Turbo was overheard telling his fellow students that when he grew up and had little girls, he wants to name one of them “Mrs. Pace”. His teacher.
He also told me tonight that when he grows up, he wants to have 15 girls and 15 boys. “Good luck finding a woman who can do that!” I said.
When I told Levi about Turbo’s note, he asked Turbo if it was because Mrs. Pace is cool.
With a look of disdain, he replied “No. She’s a girl.”
In his mind, girls are “pretty” and boys are “cool”, just to be clear that he wasn’t insulting her. Either way, it was hilarious. He really does take after me in more ways than one.
He then proceeded to clarify to his father what Mrs. Pace is like. He told her “She’s old. She’s an old lady that hasn’t died yet.”
I will leave our reaction to your imagination.